Overheard

Emma just put a little jar into a bigger one, looked up at me and said, "Oh my gotch. Look." Hilarious.

Even more funny? I swear she sang this last night while I was changing her diaper (sung to the tune of "I Want a Dog," which should explain the third line of her invented song lest you think she has some gender identity issues):

Daddy has penis.

Daddy has penis.

I want a penis.

I want a penis.

Vagina!

It was a little garbled, but I'm pretty sure these were the song's words. Honest to Gotch.